"As a part of Asian American Heritage month, the Minneapolis Asian American Network will be hosting Sumo Suit Wrestling competitions."

Really? Really?

Even as a white guy who revels in trashy Japanese pop-culture, I would feel dirty perticipating in this.

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On August 31, Gmail will be blocked from our web browsers.

Thankfully I have my smartphone.

I wonder if the block will render my Google Reader useless as well.

I haven't packed, partly because my laundry wasn't dry but mostly because I'm a lazy fuck. The mud and clay from digging hols and planting trees for Friday's departmental volunteer outing at YMCA Camp Streefland didn't wash out of my jeans. Good thing I'm staying with laundresses extraordinaire Yvonne C. and Wendie M. Decker.

Zenprov was amazing, ( Read more... )

Last night samveldhouse complained that I only post once a month, using LiveJournal to sop up my word-bleed. Very well, Sam, I'll deprave myself in the clichés of blog authorship you so cravenly desire of me.

Work is soooooo boring. For lunch today, I had two slices of shitty-yet-addictive Aramark bacon pizza and leftover Kraft shells and cheese. Update: I ( Read more... )

No one told me I'm a monster. Well, they tell me I'm an emotional one, but not physically ( Read more... )

I stumbled upon a horrific discovery yesterday afternoon: The company I temp for classifies me as an "Office Supply!"

The office is kinda empty today. If I weren't paid by the hour, I'd have stayed in bed. Unfortunately, I need the eight hours; I'll slack off today to make up for it ( Read more... )